Faris and Darwyn in “Al-Faitha”

[brings donuts] Best in LA. Much better than those over hyped Krispy Kremes.

Shouldn't you be eating a bagel?

[smiles] Most people from the Middle East look alike, sometimes even to each other. I passed as Persian, Turkish, Coptic Christian, as well as Sephardic Jew. Don't African Americans have a long history of trying to pass for white?

I don't. So, Faris Al-Farik, the deadly knight, it's an impressive name. Is it real?

In this relationship, I'll be the one buying the coffee and the donuts, and asking the questions. If you have a problem with that, no harm, no foul. You go your way, I go ye way, back to the temple of the apes and swine.