Marianne and Claire in “Unfinished Business”

What's the matter, Claire? Is it Kirsten? Is she being a butt?

Claire

Oh no, it's not that, it's just these pantyhose.

Oh. Do you have a run? 'Cause I have a little clear polish you can put on it …

Claire

No, no, it's not that. It's just they're squeezing against my entire torso and I feel like I can't even breathe. I mean, none of this work would even seem that hard if I didn't feel like I was sitting in a torture chamber all day.

Maybe you should try a different brand. Mine energize me.

Claire

No, it's not the brand. I mean, they're all the same, it's … I mean, I don't understand how having your legs sheathed in this, like, smooth plastic Barbie leg, like, encased in a sausage casing would help you do your job better. I mean, doesn't it seem sexist that it's a regulation only for women?

Men have to wear ties.

Claire

Right, but they don't suffocate you … and it's not on their penis.

I'm gonna go wash out some mugs.