[Greeting the guests, a small boy runs up to Sherlock and gives him a big hug around the waist]
Erm...yes, well done in the service, Archie.
He’s really come out of his shell. I don’t know how you did it.
[Sherlock looks away. Flashback to Sherlock’s living room, where he is trying to persuade Archie to be a pageboy]
Basically, it’s cute smile to the bride’s side, cute smile to the groom’s side, and then the rings.
No.
And you have to wear the outfit.
No.
You really do have to wear the outfit.
What for?
Grownups like that sort of thing.
Why?
[Exasperated] I don’t know, I’ll ask one.
[Questioningly] You’re a detective?
Yep.
Have you solved any murders?
Sure, loads.
Can I see?
[Beat] Yeah, alright.
[They look through pictures on Sherlock’s laptop]
What’s all the stuff in his eye?
Maggots.
Cool!
[Sherlock raises an eyebrow at this. Back to the wedding]
He said you had some pictures for him? As a treat.
Er...yes...if he’s...good...
Beheadings!
[Quickly] Lovely little village...
Hm? What did you say?
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