Rocky: Good morning.
CeCe: Ladies and gentlemen.
Rocky: We´re here for your commuting entertainment.
CeCe: If you like us, please give us a dollar. If you don´t like us - [Scoffs] Who am I kidding? You are gonna love us. [Giving a hat to people] Hit it, Rocky! (Rocky turns on some music and starts dancing with CeCe. After Rocky and CeCe finish dancing)
CeCe: How'd we do, how'd we do?
Rocky: It's a stinking dime!
CeCe: Oh come on people! Yesterday there was a guy here with a psychic cat. His name was Mittens and even I gave him a dollar.
Rocky: So let's try this again people.
Rocky: I'm Rocky and over there is CeCe and we're the only ones in our class that don't have cellphones.
CeCe: Plus we need operations!
CeCe: How did we do this time?
Rocky: Someone stole our dime!
CeCe: Yo, Rocky! Hustle it up. School starts in 20!
Mrs Jones: QUIT YELLING!!! You're gonna wake the whole neighborhood!
CeCe: Shhhhh!
Mrs Jones: Did you shush me?
CeCe: Well I wouldn't have to yell if only...
Mrs Jones: I had a cellphone.
CeCe: How'd you know I was gonna say that?
Mrs Jones: Sweetheart, those were your first words. (Mrs. Jones grabs her handcuffs) Alright, I'm off. To fight crime.
CeCe: Mom.
Mrs Jones: Yeah?
CeCe: You're a cop, not a superhero.
Mrs Jones: A single mom raising two kids on her own is a superhero. The only reason I'm not using a cape is because I'm behind on laundry.
Hottie alert, hottie alert. Can he be any cuter?
Call me! You know, if I ever get a cellphone.
Deuce: Hey Cece, hey Rocky, what's up?
Rocky and CeCe: Hi Deuce.
Deuce: Check it out, chicas. Two tickets for Lady Gaga, $50, obstructed view.
Rocky: How obstructed?
Deuce: Ladies room stall 3.
CeCe: As tempting as that is, we're saving for cellphones.
Deuce: Are you sure? I'll throw in a complimentary watch.
Rocky: You sold us THESE watches
Rocky: Mine has the big hand and her's has the little one.
Deuce: I begged you to buy the warranty.
Deuce: Not so fast! I got something that is perfect for you ladies. Check this out. (Deuce shows Rocky and CeCe the Shake It Up Chicago flier)
CeCe: Shake It Up Chicago. Auditions on the 10th. Looking for teen background dancers 13 and up."
CeCe: Get out of here! Shake It Up Chicago is only like our favorite TV dance show in the world!
Rocky: We watch it every Saturday. Those dancers are sick.
CeCe: Oh I would so kill you to be on that show!
Rocky: Oh I would so let you!
Deuce: Hey what time you got?
CeCe: 8.
Rocky: 13.
Deuce: Late for English
Hello, peoples. I am Gunther.
Tinka: And I'm Tinka.
Gunther: Und we are -
Gunther and Tinka: The Hessenheffers.
CeCe: We know who you are. You've been exchanged students since the 1st grade.
Rocky: And when do we get to exchange you back?
Tinka: I see you have a flier for the Shake It Up Chicago local popular television dance program .
Gunther: We also have a flier.
Gunther: Now it's your chance to exit from the audition gracefully, hanging your heads like dogs.
CeCe: Wait a second, Stinka.
Rocky: That was a good one!
CeCe: Was that a good one?! (Both laugh, then suddenly turn serious) Why wouldn't we audition? We are the best dancers in Chicago.
Gunther: Don't be "luninatic"! You're not even the best dancers in this whole space!
Tinka: Is that the bell for class? Or is it your cellphones that don't exist.
Tinka and Gunther: (Showing off their cellphones) Text us!
CeCe: Hey, we should practice some moves for the audition.
Rocky: Yeah, about that. I don't think I'm ready for this. Maybe Gunther and Tinka are right.
CeCe: Why would you listen to anything they say? What are you? "Luninatic"?
Deuce: Whoa! What's CeCe doing on TV?
Ty: I don't know! For a girl who isn't on the show, she's on the show a lot.
Flynn: Sure she has time to dance on TV but she can't pick up a lousy pack of bacon?
CeCe: It's called a key. (Angrily) Where's the key!?
Flynn: (From the apartment) Breakfast is not a bag of vomit. (Holds up the key to the handcuffs)
