Rocky quotes from Shake It Up

Rocky

No. We are going to be the last ones standing. Even if you're not standing.(Grabs CeCe, puts her on her back and drags her around the dance floor)

Rocky

I will take full responsibility for this and I will not make any excuses. [points at CeCe] CeCe made me!

Deuce

Can you believe that? Scared of a little roach. Is there something on my shoulder? I'm not scared of the roach. I'm not. I am not. Go ahead and tell me it's the roach right now.

Rocky

It's the roach.

Deuce

(screams and runs out of the restaurant)

Rocky

[still inside the cell with CeCe] Ugh! Orange is not my color. I look like a traffic cone.

CeCe

Who cares? We're locked in! Come on Rocky, you have to do something! You know I don't do well in small spaces! [freaking out]

Rocky

[opens the cell door] Look, we're out.

CeCe

[relieved] Thank goodness we got out while I was still young.

CeCe

I wonder if anyone saw shake it up Chicago yesterday?

Rocky

I'd say they did...is this all for us?

CeCe

It's a miracle..I don't hate school anymore!

Deuce

Make way make way, I need a two shot of the stars!

Rocky

Deuce what are you doing?

Deuce

I'm making a documentary for my film making class. No pressure, but it's half my grade and if you guys are lame I'm looking at summer school.

Oh no I don't need your help. I attract more women than a Labrador puppy. I have more chicks than a poultry ranch. I've got so many girls around me, my nickname is shoe sale!

Rocky

Cece, Ty has already found his true love. In the mirror.

And now, the second place award for physical fitness goes to....Rocky Blue!

CeCe

(jumping up and down) Go Rock!

Rocky

Yeah, second place again. Well, whoopty-do.

Indeed. Whoopty-do! And first place goes to....Candy Cho!

Thank you, I love you. Goooo Bulldogs!

Well, now our final award of the day, the coveted "Community Service Award", goes to the student who has tirelessly dedicated their time to bettering our community. But first the runner up, Rocky Blue.

Rocky

Seriously? Second place? On Thanksgiving, I personally cooked 300 turkeys. My hands still smell like giblets. I helped build four houses for Habitat for Humanity. They only needed two. Michelle Obama hugged me on the local news!

That must be exciting, thank you. Now the first place goes to....

Rocky

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. Candy Cho. Gooo Buldogs. (stomps offstage)

Rocky

Wow, this is totally....you put a lot of work into....this is really...okay, I give up. What is it?

CeCe

It started out as a volcano, it was briefly a jet engine, but then a Johnny Depp movie came on TV, and now it's a giant thumb.

Tinka

And they wonder why the science teacher weeps at lunch!

Cece, Rocky.

Cece

Yes Sally?

Me and other other girls can't stand Eileen. And we want your help to get her out of the contest.

'Rocky

Why? Are you afraid she might take the crown away from you?

No, she's just not pageant people. She has knobby knees, bad hair, talks about sports and dresses like a boy.

Cece

Who are you? Little miss perfect?

Actually yes. I won that title six months ago in Milwaukee. Wanna see my trophy, it's bigger than you.

Rocky

Everything's bigger than her. Okay so Eileen does not have the right spot but she's real and fun and cute, but she has the right to be here as you do.

Fine, if she'll go down easy? Then she'll go down hard and trust me this will end in tears.

Rocky

Hey what's your name? I'm Rocky.

I'm Eileen. Can you do me a favor?

Rocky

Yeah sure what is it?

Get me out of here!

Rocky

Yeah I'm not that thrilled to be here either. My best friend made me.

Well my mom made me. She was a little cutie queen, so were my two sisters and if I don't join she won't let me go out for the baseball team!

Rocky

You must be miserable.

Guys, the producers want to add some new stuff to the Shake It Up, Chicago website, so we need someone to host a, uh...

Puppet show? We are ready! (with puppet) I am little Gunter!

Tinka

(with puppet) And I am little Tinka!

(with puppets) And we are the little Hessenheffers!

Rocky

And I'm a little nausceas!

As tempting as that is...no.

Rocky

CeCe's little crush has been brewing for a long time. You know how many times I've heard: "Oh Gunter's so cute, Gunter's such a great dancer, Oh I wonder what Gunter would look like on a horse!"

CeCe

I think he gets it!

Yes, I do get it. And by the way, I look magnificent on a horse!

Shake It Up, Chicago is turning 15, and we're throwing ourselves the biggest birthday bash ever! And you're invited! But please don't come down to the studio. A couple of you showed up last year, and it was just awkward for everyone.

CeCe

Losers!

Rocky

Uh, CeCe? That was us.

CeCe

Oh yeah. I meant, jerks!

Cece

We had the Generation dance right in the palm of our hands and those mean old ladies ruined everything.

Rocky

Cece, they're 30. They're not old. They're middle aged.

Cece

They were best friends. What happened to them?

Rocky

Cece, isn't it obvious?

Cece

Absolutely. Just tell me so I know we're on the same page.

Do you think I'm going to let you walk out there and risk further injury? Heck no I'm not! Grab some bench.

CeCe

But all I can do over there is text and do my makeup! Oh, hurry up and get better leg!

Rocky

Wow. Very impressive performance, CeCe. Luckily he didn't notice that you switched legs when you limped over here!