Ben quotes from Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Ben

I need to ask you something. It's a favour. You don't have to do it if you don't wanna do it.

Hannah

You're not gonna ask me to have sex with you and Vanessa, are you?

Ben

What? No.

Hannah

Whew. [laughs]

Ben

Others may pay hundreds for you, but I had you when all it took was half a lager and a couple of Marlboro Lights.

Ben

Will you be my best man?

Ben

[after Hannah took a break from her work] So, have you gone back to being an amateur?

Hannah

Temporarily.

Ben

Is that just so you can have sex in the Olympics?

Hannah

Only if the government covers all my training costs.

Bambi

Bloody hell, babes, you look like a transvestite.

Belle

Thanks, Bambi.

Ben

A pretty one.

Bambi

Yeah.

Belle

Yeah, thanks for your support.

Ben

Life is messy, Han. What's the alternative? You hide away in your perfect house all alone?

Hannah

I'm just scared.

Ben

I know, Hannah.

Hannah

You don't... You know, you have... you have other people. You have friends and family who know you. They know everything about you. And I just have you.

Ben

And you'll still have me.

Hannah

Not if I fuck it up, I won't. And I always do. You know, my job—

Ben

Your job is just your job, Hannah. It's not you. I can handle it.

Hannah

If I lose you, Ben, I'll have nobody.

Ben

You will not lose me.

Hannah

But I might.

Ben

Hannah, there are thousands of reasons why we shouldn't try. There are thousands more why we should.

Hannah

Ben, she's 19 years old!

Ben

Yeah, and she's just had a fucking massive shock! I think you forget how hard it is, Han. Not everyone—

Hannah

Oh, God, give me a break.

Ben

Not everyone can take this kind of shit in their stride. The lies you're told, the lies you have to tell, the constant fucking insecurity. Do you know what, if you think about it, this is a completely fucked-up situation.

Hannah

Yeah? Well, then maybe you shouldn't have moved in with me and my fucked-up situation.