A scene from “Interplanet Janet”

Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by,

But the mercury on Mercury was much too high,

So Janet split for Venus, but on Venus, she found

She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.

Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,

So Janet thought she'd give it a go.

But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet,

She didn't even dare to say hello.