“Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla” quotes from Schoolhouse Rock!

Now, I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla,

And I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo

That followed Rufus home

And now that kangaroo belongs

To Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla.

Whew! I could say that, but I don't have to,

'Cause I got pronouns,

I can say, "HE found a kangaroo that followed HIM home and now IT is HIS"

You see, (uh) HE, HIM, and HIS are pronouns,

Replacing the noun Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla,

A very proper noun.

And IT is a pronoun, replacing the noun, kangaroo! (How common!)

If she found a kangaroo I would say SHE found a kangaroo that followed HER home and now it is HERS, but I can't say that... 'cause she found an aardvark.

Now I could say that Rafaela Gabriella and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo and a rhinoceros. And now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectfully to: Rafaela Gabriella Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sasparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo. *whew!* Because of pronouns I can say, in this way: WE found THEM and THEY found US and now THEY are OURS and WE're so happy! Thank you Pronouns!