“Elementary, My Dear” quotes from Schoolhouse Rock!

Elementary, my dear, two times two is four.

Elementary, my dear, two times three is six.

Elementary, my dear, two times four is eight.

Elementary, my dear, two times five is ten.Two times one is two, of course.

And it must occur to you,

You get an even number

Every time you multiply by two.

Two times ten is twenty, eleven twice is twenty-two,

Double twelve that's twenty-four, thirteen twice is twenty-six,

Fourteen twice is twenty-eight, fifteen twice is thirty, now you're buildin' up on thirty:

Sixteen twice is thirty-two, elementary.

Seventeen twice is thirty-four, elementary.

Eighteen twice is thirty-six, elementary.

Nineteen twice is thirty-eight, elementary.

Twenty twice is forty, and it must occur to you,

You can double any number, all you do is multiply by two...

Forty days and forty nights,

Didn't it rain, children?

Not a speck of land in sight,

Didn't it, didn't it rain.

But Noah built the ark so tight,

They sailed on, children.

And when at last the waters receded,

And the dove brought back the olive tree leaf,

He landed that ship near Mount Ararat,

And one of his children grabbed Noah's robe and said

"Hey Dad, how many animals on this old ark anyway, huh?"

Now, what's two times ninety-eight?

"Oh, that's hard!

No, it's very simple!

two times ninety-eight equals two time minus two hundred two times two.

That's two hundred minus four a hundred ninety-six, elementary.