Church Lady (Dana Carvey): So, I hear they're gonna pay $700 million to smack some balls around with your big stick. We like to hit a baseball, don't we? Make more money than Jesus. You know, money is the root of all evil.
Juan Soto (Marcello Hernandez): Well, if that's true, then I'm gonna become the most evil baseball player in the world.
Oh, so funny. So then you might as well tell us, what team do you think you're going to pick?
Well, you know, I don't know. Right now, I'm hope the Yankees make me the best offer.
Well, as a Christian, I have to ask you, why not spend your time and money helping the needy and the less fortunate?
You're right. Maybe I sign with the Mets.
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