Madonna, Lady Gaga and others in “Unfinished Business”

What the hell is a discostick?

(singing) I think you know.

I want you two to behave.

Ok we'll try.

Hey guess what Madonna...I'm totally hotter than you.

Hey guess what (hits Lady Gaga's head) I'm totally taller than you. And what kinda of a name is Lady Gaga? It sounds like baby food.

The kind that's #1 on the Billboard charts. (attacks Madonna)

I said behave beotches.

You better stop interrupting us

Yeah we're pop icons Respect (gives Madonna a high 5)

I want you two to kiss and make up

Ok

Excellent

You made my ring come off

Sorry

Kiss each other