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Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton in “Unfinished Business”

Sarah Palin (Tina Fey): You know, Hillary and I don't agree on everythi...

Hillary Clinton (Amy Poehler): [cutting in] On anything! I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.

SPSarah Palin

And I can see Russia from my house!

HCHillary Clinton

I believe that global warming is caused by man.

SPSarah Palin

And I believe it's just God hugging us closer!

HCHillary Clinton

I don't agree with the Bush Doctrine.

SPSarah Palin

[laughs] I don't know what that is!

HCHillary Clinton

But, Sarah, one thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permeate a American election.

SPSarah Palin

So, please, stop Photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures!

HCHillary Clinton

And stop saying I have cankles!

SPSarah Palin

Don't refer to me as a MILF!

HCHillary Clinton

Don't refer to me as a FLIRJ! I Googled what it stands for, and I do not like it!

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