Oprah (Maya Rudolph): (to Darfur refugee) Let's talk about this, Olessi. Why do you think things are going badly?
Olessi Oneweeja (Kenan Thompson): Well, as you may or may not know, this region is four years into a brutal conflict which has claimed over 200,000 lives, the UN has refused to classify the conflict as a genocide, and while there is a current ceasefire, I don't think anyone thinks it's permanent.
Oprah and Rhonda Byrne (Amy Poehler): Very negative thinking, very negative.
Secret!
Olessi, I know this is hard for you to hear, but your outlook is what's hurting you.
No, I think it's the Janjaweed.
No, it's you!
Olessi, did you get the copy of The Secret we sent?
Yes.
And? Did you read it?
No.
Why not?
Because I ate it.
Well, digest every word.
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