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Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

Interviewing Doctor and Centaur Doctor in “Unfinished Business”

IDInterviewing Doctor

Is there centaur pornography?

CDCentaur Doctor

Yes, there is centaur porn.

IDInterviewing Doctor

If I were to watch centaur porn, but with a piece of cardboard covering the horse parts, would I find the female actresses attractive?

CDCentaur Doctor

Maybe, but you gotta remember: sooner or later, there's gonna be a horse penis in there.

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