Jim Lehrer (Chris Parnell): Well, that brings us to the close of tonight's debate. Each candidate will now give a brief closing statement.
Al Gore (Darrell Hammond): Jim, may I make two closing statements?
JLJim Lehrer
I'm afraid not. In fact, we are almost out of time, so I will instead ask each candidate to sum up, in a single word, the best argument for his candidacy. Governor Bush?
George W. Bush (Will Ferrell): Strategery.
JLJim Lehrer
Vice-President Gore.
AGAl Gore
Lock-box.
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