Ladies and gentlemen, as we close out our 19th season, let’s say goodbye to the Saturday Night Live family singers.
[The remaining cast enters Home Base, each dressed as one of their prominent recurring characters]
So long, farewell!
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!
We sell you jeans
Like, even if they’re too tight!”
[Lucy and Kristy leave, as do each character after their respective solo]
So long, farewell!
We must be stealing.
Tori Spelling (Melanie Hutsell): Watch 90210.
Ike Turner (Tim Meadows): I’m sorry, Kevin Nealon.
So long, farewell!
We’d like to give you more.
We’re not on a lot
So we’d better try and score.
So long, goodbye
It’s time to say farewell.
Linda Richman (Mike Myers): I feel verklempt
So talk among yourselves.
So long, farewell!
We have to bid adieu.
Zoraida (Ellen Cleghorne): What makes you think
That I won’t cut you?
So long, farewell!
To say goodbye is sad.
Richmeister & Pat (Rob Schneider and Julia Sweeney): We skipped this year
And that’s why it was bad.
So long, farewell!
We’ll wake up bright and early.”
[dressed as Lenny Kosnowski] I don’t have a character yet
But I was on Laverne & Shirley.
[alone and tired] So long.. farewell
Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
I need to sleep in a van down by the river.
[Matt sits on the apron of the stage, half-asleep, as Phil Hartman sits and wraps his arm around him]
You know, I can’t imagine a more dignified way to end my eight years on this program.
[singing] Good-bye... good-bye... good-bye.
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