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Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

Lucy and Cindy in “Unfinished Business”

Lucy (David Spade): God, I love these fries!

Cindy (Chris Farley): If you love' em so much, why don't you marry 'em! [Takes some fries] Can I have some?

LLucy

Um, sure, Cindy, go ahead..

CCindy

[taking more] Oh, God, these are good!

Kristy (Adam Sandler): Uh.. Cindy, can you leave some for us?

[Cindy laughs and keeps eating]

LLucy

I thought you were, um, trying to lose weight?

CCindy

[deep voice, while choking Lucy] LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!

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