Secret Service Agent (Kevin Nealon): Sir, we've only been jogging for three blocks. Besides, Mrs. Clinton asked us not to let you in any more fast food places.
Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman): I just want to mingle with the American people, talk with some real folks.. and maybe get a Diet Coke, or something.
SSSecret Service Agent
Fine. But please don't tell Mrs. Clinton.
BCBill Clinton
Jim, let me tell you something—there's gonna be a lot of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton about.
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