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Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

NBC Executive and Cheerleader in “Unfinished Business”

NENBC Executive

There's just one thing. You are a virgin, aren't you?

CCheerleader

I sure...[hesitates after realizing she isn't] I- [NBC executive walks away] Wait!

Nun (after being turned down for a chance at being an SNL cast member because she's not a virgin): Damn you, Father Sarducci!

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