Peter, Jimmy Carter and others in “Unfinished Business”

[on the phone] Hello? Hello?

Yes. Hello, Peter?

[on the phone] Is this the President?

Yes, it is.

Do you have a question for the President?

[on the phone] Uh.. I uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh..

Well, thanks you very much for calling, sir..

Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?

[on the phone] Yeah..?

Peter, what did the acid look like?

[on the phone] They were these little orange pills.

Were they barrel shaped?

[on the phone] Uh.. yes.

Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

[on the phone] Very good of you to know that, sir.

How long ago did you take it, Peter.

[on the phone] Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for five more hours. Try taking some Vitamin B complex, Vitamin C complex.. if you have beer, go ahead and drink it.

[on the phone] Okay..

Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside, and listen to some music. Do you have any Allman Brothers?

[on the phone] Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?

It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

[on the phone] Okay.

Okay!