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Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

Ron Nessen and Gerald Ford in “Unfinished Business”

RNRon Nessen

Mr. President, you're signing your hand.

GFGerald Ford

Come on in and sit down, Ron.

[Nessen gets up from his chair, walks out the door, shuts it, reopens it, walks back in and sits in the same chair]

GFGerald Ford

Now what's this about a press conference, Ron?

RNRon Nessen

You called it, Mr. President.

GFGerald Ford

Called it what?

RNRon Nessen

No, you called the press conference, Sir.

GFGerald Ford

I see. [Looks over at Liberty] Heel, Liberty. [Looking back at Nessen] Sit down and make yourself comfortable, Ron.

RNRon Nessen

I am sitting, Mr. President.

GFGerald Ford

Ah! Then you must be comfortable.

RNRon Nessen

Yes, Sir. Thank you.

GFGerald Ford

I'm pretty comfortable myself.

RNRon Nessen

That's good.

GFGerald Ford

[Looks around the Oval Office] I just don't see what's so awful about this room, personally.

RNRon Nessen

No, Sir, Oval. It's the Oval Office, sir.

GFGerald Ford

Ah!

RNRon Nessen

Not awful, Oval, round.

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