IInterviewer
Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?
WMr. Wilson
Your momma!
IInterviewer
Uh.. $7,500 a year?
WMr. Wilson
Your grandmomma!
IInterviewer
$15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't... don't hurt me, please...
WMr. Wilson
Okay.
IInterviewer
Okay.
WMr. Wilson
You want me to start now?
IInterviewer
Oh, no, no... that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.
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