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Saturday Night Live · Season 1, Episode 15

Interviewer and Mr. Wilson in “Unfinished Business”

IInterviewer

Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

WMr. Wilson

Your momma!

IInterviewer

Uh.. $7,500 a year?

WMr. Wilson

Your grandmomma!

IInterviewer

$15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't... don't hurt me, please...

WMr. Wilson

Okay.

IInterviewer

Okay.

WMr. Wilson

You want me to start now?

IInterviewer

Oh, no, no... that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.

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