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And now, as a public service to those of our viewers who have difficulty with their hearing, I will repeat the top story of the day, aided by the Headmaster of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing, Garrett Morris. Our top story tonight...

GMGarrett Morris

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!!!

Chevy Chase

President Ford flew to Paris for a summit conference, and boy, are his arms tired!

GMGarrett Morris

PRESIDENT FORD FLEW TO PARIS FOR A SUMMIT CONFERENCE, AND BOY, ARE HIS ARMS TIRED!!!

Chevy Chase

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

GMGarrett Morris

GOOD NIGHT, AND HAVE A PLEASANT TO-MOR-ROW!

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