Okay, well, you must have been stranded at sea before.
Only once. April 14th, 1912.
S2 E8Next Tuesday
I own a villa in Italy, on Capri, near Naples. I go there every seven years.
Seven years?
Yeah, for a long weekend.
Wow, I take it back. You really do know how to unwind.
That's about as long as I can stand doing nothing. British, remember?
Let me get this straight; you own a villa in Italy, and you never told me about it?
I own a lot of things you don't know about.
Okay, that is definitely not a baby vampire squid!
[seeing the squid surfacing] Hello, beastie.
Wow! You blew the whole thing! It's just gone! You're crazy, you know that you're absolutely, certifiably insane!
That was pretty cool.
Pretty cool? Yeah! That was like James Bond-Die Hard-cool!
Never let it be said that I don't know how to show someone a good time.
It's hard, isn't it? Finding someone worth anything?
You're kidding, right? I mean, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
No-no-no, no-no-no. You didn't just make that joke! You didn't just make that joke right here!
You laughed!
No. I didn't. It was derisively, out of pity.
Nah, a laugh's a laugh.
Yeah, no. I was just choking on helicopter fuel.
S2 E9Penance
[to Helen] I love the hair.
[on phone] Destroy your walkie right now!
[drops her walkie, stomps on it] Now, tell me why I just did that.
[Jimmy revives Kate with mouth-to-mouth]
What happened?
Oh, nothing much; you, uh, stopped breathing, so I, uh, took the opportunity to make out with you.
So, Cubs or Sox?
Seriously? If I wanted to fat guys running around I'd watch Reality TV.
Wow! And you say you're from Chicago. Next you'll be telling me you don't like pizza.
My dad was a Cubs fan; so I guess that makes me one too.
Yeah... See? I knew I should have left that bullet in.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear; if you have touched so much as one hair on Will Zimmerman's head, there is not enough real estate on this Earth to keep you safe from me.
Yeah. Well, I'm off to see Sally. Hey, what kind of thank-you gift do you get for a mermaid?
Oh! She really likes it if you swim with her.
Huh... I'll get my suit.
Ah... [smiles] No suit.
It's funny. I always wondered what I would do if I ever figured out who killed my father. Turns out it's not as black and white as I thought.
Life rarely is.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Sanctuary pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.