Ashley Magnus and Charlie in “Warriors”

You know, I don't know you from Adam, but my Mom says you're her Dad and that makes you my... my grandpa. And that gives me the right to tell you that you're one cranky, ungrateful sack.

Hey, you be careful young lady!

My mother worshiped you! She makes it sound like you were the smartest man in the world.

Not smart enough, apparently.