Helen Magnus and Allison Grant in “Kush”

Believe me, I've been in far worse situations than this.

You have?

Absolutely. There was a town of zombies in Uganda, and of course I ran out of ammunition just as night fell. A deep sea capsule I was in was trapped underneath a gigantic mutated squid, and there was an escaped lunatic who was able to turn himself into a giant ape.

Thanks. You just made all that up, didn't you?

Only two of them.