Henry Foss quotes from Sanctuary

Henry Foss

All right, I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?

Will Zimmerman

The good news, please.

Henry Foss

The good-- oh... Yeah, it doesn't really make sense if I tell it in that order.

Henry Foss

Son of a... It bit me!

What did you do to it? Cypher beetles aren't aggressive.

Henry Foss

I know they're not aggressive. Tell that to the Cypher beetle that bit me!

Henry Foss

Eeny, meeny, miny...

Will Zimmerman

There goes mo.

Kate Freelander

Ugh... What the hell did they shoot us with, a hangover gun?

Henry Foss

Some sort of energy blast. Knocked out our electrical system.

Kate Freelander

Are you saying we got rebooted?

Henry Foss

Uh-huh. I am definitely having a vista moment. All right, where do you think we are, the city?

Kate Freelander

Well, it ain't Kansas.

Henry Foss

Aw, dude...

Will Zimmerman

No, no, no, do not "dude" me, okay? Do not use the word "dude" in reference to me ever again!

Helen Magnus

The sex inhibitor pheromone of the red bollworm.

Will Zimmerman

Pfft. Why didn't I think of that? Ow.

Helen Magnus

Obviously this is a hastily engineered synthetic, but it should do the trick.

Kate Freelander

No sex?

Henry Foss

I don't need a shot for that.

Henry Foss

He was changing a light bulb on that chandelier.

Helen Magnus

It's on a winch! There's a control panel under the staircase.

Henry Foss

Yeah, I probably should have known that.

Helen Magnus

There's an underscore here at the end of the first sentence. Why would she do that?

Henry Foss

I don't know. Maybe she's a bad typist.

Helen Magnus

She typed it in cuneiform.

Helen Magnus

I have a diprotodon who's about to go into labor. Unless you'd like to stay and monitor his cervix?

No!

Helen Magnus

Thought not.

Henry Foss

It was just a few minutes to the docks. What's going to happen?

Helen Magnus

You do realize that question has now ceased to be rhetorical?

Henry Foss

Yes, I do now.

Abby Corrigan

What's going on now?

Henry Foss

Yeah, still don't know. In the same van as you, so...

Kate Freelander

Sorry about the mess, we’ve been living like bachelors.

Henry Foss

Which we are. Which is sad.

Henry Foss

Ah, what the hell just happened?

Will Zimmerman

The word railroad comes to mind.

Henry Foss

This latest situation could be an opportunity to show the world what we do around here.

Helen Magnus

Even so, I’m not sure the world is ready.

Henry Foss

Well, when will they be?

Helen Magnus

I tried something similar to this in the late 1940’s. Henry, it did not go well. Opinions are still the same as they were in the dark ages. So, in answer to your question, maybe never.

Will Zimmerman

Are you saying you're better than me because you're a werewolf? I resent that.

Henry Foss

Better. Faster. Stronger. But let's not argue semantics, Will.