Henry Foss quotes from Sanctuary

Henry Foss

Dude, this is amazing! You're like Spider-Man, but without the tights. Thankfully.

Henry Foss

Take me to your leader. Yes, I just said that.

Henry Foss

My head is about to explode.

Henry Foss

Suck it, Tesla. Let there be light!

Henry Foss

Oh, wow. I hope you're not watching this after the zombie apocalypse. But if you are, you remember, they are very slow, and they can't climb trees. Also, a good cricket bat to the head works wonders, so... Oh, man, you're going to grow up in England! You're going to actually have a cricket bat, and an accent. My kid is gonna have an accent. That is awesome! [pause] This is going really well.

Henry Foss

See, the thing is, I, uh, I don't really remember anything about my parents. I don't even know what happened to them. The world can be a pretty dangerous place for folks like us. I thought it was getting better, but, uh, now, not so much. So I just, I wanted you to know, you know, if something did happen to me, and I wasn't able to take care of you... I just didn't want you to go through life wondering what kind of guy I was.

Helen Magnus

Many of the survivors of this disaster moved on and had children.

Henry Foss

Yeah, if you can call them that.

Helen Magnus

[irritated] Your sensitivity is breathtaking.

Henry Foss

The kid sucks brains! Not that I’m being judgmental.

Ashley Magnus

I’m just going out to get some, uh... feminine products.

Henry Foss

Yeah, feminine like a crate of Uzis?

Ashley Magnus

Doesn't anyone have some good news?

Henry Foss

I've got wood.

Helen Magnus

Imagine a caterpillar arresting its metamorphosis before it becomes a butterfly.

Henry Foss

You really think it was a butterfly that brought down that snake creature?

Henry Foss

I guess I thought about some butterflies. Wow, I can't believe I just said that.

Helen Magnus

Neither can I. Doesn't sound like you.

Henry Foss

I guess you can say I'm a changed man.

Amy Saunders

I figure the best way to deflect them is to put something together that doesn’t show anything incriminating, that keeps you guys and that… thing… out of it.

Henry Foss

That’s everything on there.

Amy Saunders

I can re-edit it to look like a community square dance if you give me enough time.

Helen Magnus

No offense, Henry. But you don't graduate from Eagle Scout to James Bond overnight.

Ashley Magnus

I was green as Gumby, too.

Henry Foss

I can do this. [pause, to Ashley] What, Gumby? I'm Gumby now?

Nikola Tesla

You'd think with all the resources available to her, she'd have a more updated facility. This place is as backward as Oxford before the war. The first war.

Henry Foss

Yeah, well, I think Dr. Magnus likes to keep the old stuff around for old times' sake. She trusts it more than the high-tech stuff I try to push on her.

Nikola Tesla

How to modulate the energy spectrum so that it has the desired benign effect...?

Henry Foss

While still taking her out.

Nikola Tesla

The reason I'm asking is because I don't know the answer. And I'm me.