Kaoru quotes from Rurouni Kenshin

Kaoru

No... it isn't sorcery... it's speed! Speed of sword. Speed of body. Speed at reading his opponents' moves. Taking down man after man with the least possible movement! [describing Kenshin the first time she sees him fight]

Kaoru

[to Megumi] Are you gone yet, you vixen?!

Kaoru

It isn't enough for the law to say we're all equal. If the peoples' hearts don't change, none of it means anything.

Kaoru

And you! You say you're 28?! That's a lie and you know it!

Kenshin

Would "30" make you happier?

Kaoru

No, it wouldn't...

Kenshin

[exasperated] This isn't going to be easy...

Kaoru

Stay here.

Kenshin

I promise I'll return.

Kenshin

[in pain] Dislocated groin!

Kaoru

Dislocated brain!

Kaoru

But why do you still have your battle expression?

Kenshin

Um... Well... it's a bit odd actually. You see... it's been so long since my eyes were narrowed into this "death glare" and... well... ahem My muscles are stuck.

Yahiko

Nobody likes fat girls.

Kaoru

Better than a pointy-eyed midget.

Yahiko

Oh yeah!? The girls love this pointy-eyed midget.

Kaoru

Are you really going?

Sanosuke

Yeah, but I'll try not to make it goodbye for good. Make a kid or two with Kenshin, and show them to me next time we meet.

Kaoru

[embarrassed] Wh-wh-what are you saying?

Sanosuke

Don't be modest!