“Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper” quotes from Roswell

Michael

Yeah, you left the loving parents, the cushy home, college fund. Smart move.

Liz

No matter how hard my parents try, nothing can keep us apart. I love you, and even when I can't see you in the day, I see you at night in my dreams.

Did you have fun? Where you been? I'm asking you man to man where you took my daughter in the middle of the night. Be man enough to answer me.

Max

We went to the desert. We didn't do anything wrong.

It was wrong for you to see her at all. You know that.

Max

I'm sorry. I love her.

I don't give a damn about your love. Because of you, my daughter was arrested for armed robbery. She could've been killed. Did you ever think about that? Tell me you're not dangerous, Max. Tell me that being with you doesn't put my little girl's life in jeopardy. Yeah. That's what I thought. So now this is gonna stop. It's gonna stop right now, and you are never to see Liz again. And if you do... If I find out that you so much as sat next to her in class, she'll be on the next plane to Vermont.

You're a crazy bastard. You know that?

Michael

Welcome to my world.