Ringer Season 1 quotes

Gemma

[About the terrace design on the penthouse] You don't seem that excited. What's wrong? I thought you live for this stuff.

Bridget

[As Siobhan] I do, I'm just tired. Andrew came home late last night.

Gemma

You're skinny and you're having sex.

Bridget

No! We didn't.

Gemma

Last time I saw Henry naked was right before the twins turned three. Last Year! I think Henry's having an affair. I can't stand to look at him, let alone sleep next to him. Oh I can so use you and a Martini. Say you'll go out with me tonight.

Bridget

I'd love to.

Gemma

Oh no wait, don't you have that thing?

Bridget

What thing?

Gemma

That fundraising thing.

Bridget

Yes, I totally forgot.

Gemma

I'll be fine. I'll just, hook up with one of the workmen. I'm sure contractors make more money than out of work novelists.

You okay?

Bridget

Not really.

Just get up on the stand and tell the judge what you saw. You were a witness to a crime you did nothing wrong. It'll be over before you know it.

Bridget

That's what I'm afraid of.

Bridget, we'll protect you.

Bridget

You don't get it, if Bodaway wants me dead, I'm dead. No one can protect me.

Bridget

[as Siobhan, walking into Henry's apartment] I'm not here to sleep with you.

Why? I'm here to sleep with you.

Bridget

Henry, you're my best friend's husband.

That never bothered you before.

Bridget

Well, it does now.

Siobhan

Bridget, listen. Andrew doesn't exactly know about you.

Bridget

About my visiting.

Siobhan

He doesn't know I have a sister.

Bridget

[On the phone to Malcolm] Siobhan killed herself. I don't know why she did it. I'm the only one that knows that she's dead. I saw a way out and I took it. I was so scared. The cops were after me, Bodaway was after me. I felt like I didn't have a choice. It was so easy Malcolm. I mean they all think I'm her. They all think I'm Siobhan.

Bridget

You just need a good night's sleep.

Gemma

Yeah, that and some happy pills.

Andrew

Please, do as your told. For once.

Bridget

You're high.

Was high. Now I'm hungover.

Bridget

Does a shoe sale at Bergdorf's constitute an emergency?

Bridget

Getting pregnant is not a strategy.

It is if you need to hold on to your husband.

Siobhan

Then again, I do keep my money under the mattress.

Tyler

It's probably safer that way.

Andrew

It's a little early for that isn't it?

Hey, you saw my wife. It's justified.

Andrew

You can take Gemma to the ballet tonight. The two of you can talk about how much you hate your husbands.

Bridget

Really?

Gemma

Is it that hard to believe you have an amazing husband?

You know, we don't have to do this here. I've got a perfectly boring office just a few blocks away. I mean, I can't serve you anything fancy, but I can brew you a cup of really bad coffee.