Well, now! My associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score! Oddjob, your, uh, normal job, please.
[His butler, Oddjob Rick, leaves]
I can monologue while we wait. You ever wonder why I'm an overweight Southern railroad baron? See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain. "Get yo' mouth round it!" But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch is trash now. Whole Citadel is trash now. And there ain't no peckin' order amongst the trash.
What a utopia.
It will be, once I have the requisite Mortys. We can all be kings here, Mr. Trafficker!
[Oddjob Rick returns and passes Trafficker Rick his payment]
Good luck with that. [leaves]
Don't go spendin' it all in one place, y'all! [to Oddjob Rick] Filthy degenerate. No accent at all.
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