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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Fat Morty, Lizard Morty and others in “Unfinished Business”

FMFat Morty

They say that for your wish to come true, you have to give up something really important. For me, that's my panini maker. I wish for a million sandwiches! [drops the maker into the "Wishing Portal"] And yes, I see the irony.

LMLizard Morty

I guess I wish I had something cooler than this dumbass surfer necklace. [drops it in]

GMGlasses Morty

I wish incest porn ha-had a more mainstream appeal... f-for a friend of mine! [drops in a harmonica]

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