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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Blim Blam in “Unfinished Business”

[Blim Blam, having witnessed Beth and Jerry's incredibly venomous argument about Rick, lets out a primal scream, rips out his handcuffs, punches a glass door and aims a device at Jerry and Beth before using it on its throat]

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[speaks] Um, first of all, hello. Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. Second of all, cards on the table: I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies. [Jerry smirks at Beth] However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I suppose you could call "space AIDS", as you put it, and Rick did chain me up so that he could attempt to cure it. [Beth serves Jerry just as she did] At the same time, Rick's motivation to cure my disease was not to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of Blemflarcks. [Jerry serves back again] But you know the reason why I ripped my chains out of the wall? [confronts them] And do you know WHY I'm never coming back to this planet?! BECAUSE THE TWO OF YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST!!! You both hate yourselves AND each other, and the idea that it has ANYTHING to do with Rick is laughable. I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable- That's how alien I am! And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you and being like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" So! Good luck with your shitty marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with EITHER of you! Blim Blam, OUT! [mic-drops the device and leaves, but comes back briefly to take the voice-decipher device] You know what? I'm taking this.

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