Gordon, Laurence and others in “Unfinished Business”

The prawns? The flavour of the prawns was extraordinary. Fresh, vibrant. Why would you want to fuck around and put chocolate sauce on there?

Because I don't want to be boring. I want to be exciting.

I thought it was fucking hideous. Didn't work. And then I came to this fucking schlong, that kebab. Have you ever sat at a table and watched six customers with this fucking donkey's dick swinging around in front of their faces? It's hilarious.

Well, that… that's it. It's a talking point. It's a wow factor.

That's a wow factor? The fillet steak, it was tough as old boots.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Before you start mouthing off, let me just show you. A cube that big, and [indicating a smaller cube] a cube that big, [indicating an even smaller cube] and a cube that big are not going to cook at the same time.

That's my fault, then.

Oh, fuck me, here we go. Can I just finish my sentence first, Sinbad, and then you can fucking come back on me in a minute?