Project Runway quotes

Mr. Kayne! Time to get up!

Oh god! Shoot me in the face.

They say it's a party. It's never a party.

When Heidi introduced the second 'special' guest, it was Angela. And she sure was 'special'...if you know what I mean.

I even made a white girl look like she had some ass. That's how damn sexy my dress is.

(about Michael's dress) To me, it looks like one of these ads in the magazine, you know...I'm alone at home, please call me at 1-800...whatever...you know, these, these sex ads.

I moved to New York because of 'Sex in the City' and there was Sarah Jessica Parker standing in front of me.

You spit on it? What's going on?

Basically, I'm from planet Earth. Elisa is on some happy planet. I'm not sure of the name.

I'm coming to your planet, but with gifts.

Michael Kors

(on Christian's retro 80's design) Next thing you know, it's big button earrings and you're on 'The Facts of Life.'

Heidi Klum

(on Marion's design) In 10 minutes on the runway, it grew.

(about his inflated lip from his staph infection) I got my collagen injection.

Wait, I don't know any of these women.

I was like holy shit. I'm going to die. This is so not me at all.

I... was given Kerry. I said "What you like?". And she said "I don't like print, I don't like color, I would never wear a dress, I would never wear a skirt, I don't like to show my arms and I wear black everyday and a pair of jeans". So I got very scared and I was like "Okay... Because she doesn't like ANYTHING!!".