Lincoln and L.J. in “Unearthed”

Lincoln

I saw you checking out those girls back at the diner.

What?

Lincoln

C'mon. 'fess up.

I was just making sure they weren't staring at us.

Lincoln

With what? Their asses? Beautiful girls in Panama. They love Americans.

Cool.

Lincoln

So, how long have you known about girls?

Long enough.

Lincoln

Since when?

13

Lincoln

13. With who?

Donna Ensalmy

Lincoln

She was the kid next door. She was about f-

Four years older than me?

Lincoln

Your mom was paying her for French lessons.

Well, she earned the money.