Me? Terrified of being trapped in a shopping centre, with brain eating zombies. [Makes zombie noises] Imagine.
But that's unlikely to happen, isn't it Connor?
Hey, I'm trying to work with you here, woman.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Danny has just barely managed to fight off a future predator that sprang out of a car at him.)
And that was just a baby, right?
Um, yeah.
[To Interrogator] I don't see Helen Cutter popping up anywhere, do you? No, you didn't know her, lucky you. Nasty woman. Wore a lot of khaki.
IInterrogator
Do you feel the ARC should be allowed to continue its work?
It was a colossal mistake to suspend us in the first place - a decision I believe the minister has already had good cause to regret. A Stegosaurus in the member's bar of the House Commons... very unfortunate business.
[Reviewing video footage of aforementioned attack]
Stegosaurus. Late Jurassic.
IInterrogator
That happened last week, Mr. Anderson... you don't seem particularly surprised by it.
[Shrugs] 'Been told I don't have a very expressive face.
Pretty impressive CV. I mean, all the stuff this guy's done you would think he would be old and crusty, but he's not. He's young. Fit too.
[laughs]
What?
Nothing. Nothing... Is he the only candidate?
Got to the bit about Everest?
The way some people feel the need to boast about things...
Insecure, much?
[Mouthing] Prospero Industries, the future. [laughs] [To Anderson] Sorry, I've just seen this video with every new recruit this month. Not that you're a new recruit. You're the Boss. My Boss. Sir. [smiles]
Matt's fine.
Lovely, Matt it is.
GGideon
What about your second in command?
Becker? He likes guns.
GGideon
That's all you picked up about him?
He really likes guns.
[After an escaped Dracorex is contained] You know, I could have been Ambassador to Moscow by now... maybe even Cabinet Secretary. Instead, I'm watching a dinosaur trash my office…Still, no regrets.
[Captain Becker recovers from having been shot with an experimental weapon of which he was extremely sceptical]
Are you absolutely sold on these EMD's? 'Cause, you know, I could always shoot you again.
Idiot. [rubbing his eyes] How long until this wears off?
Burning, couple of hours. Headaches, couple of days. Humiliation... well, that depends when I get bored of it, really.
[to two witnesses of a Spinosaurus on a city street] Is that phone insured? Good. [takes it] And you - get a haircut. [drives off]
[Abby tries to smuggle the entire menagerie out of the ARC after Burton announces his intentions to have the animals put down]
Jess, evacuate the loading bay. I'm going to start bringing the creatures out.
[having just watched a creature kill a young girl via CCTV] Sorry, Abby... these creatures are too dangerous. I've just been handed a major reality check. I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna have to do it on my own.
[Abby tries to smuggle the entire menagerie out of the ARC]
Abby, you've got to stop this now. Please don't make me call security. There's no chance whatsoever of you getting those creatures out of here.
How did you know?
Don't blame Jess. She was frightened of you getting hurt.
This is wrong. No human being in history has seen these creatures alive before us... we've been given the most amazing gift. And how do we repay that? That privilege? By killing them because they're... inconvenient. What does that say about humans? About us? Lester, after all we've done here, is this how we're going to be remembered?
[After Lester has discreetly helped Abby save the creature menagerie]
You know what, underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers. [pause] You know that overfed mammoth of yours saved my life once. Be rude of me not to return the favour.
Jenny?
Connor?
Jenny!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? What are you doing here? [Laughs] This is a joke, right? [Pause] But, how did you know I was getting married?
Married!
You're here, and... oh, my God, there's an anomaly!
I'm Matt Anderson.
What am I going to tell him?
Who?
Michael, my fiance!
Oh.
I'm not a demanding bride, really I'm not. Rain I can handle. Wrong flowers, fine. Dinosaurs? I draw the line.
Actually, they're more like prehistoric dogs this time. Kinda cute in a not-raptor way... I'm just gonna shut up.
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