Katrina, Brattina and others in “How to Found a Pound”

So, you honor, being Millicent Trueblood’s only living relative, I’ve come to demand the deed to her estate.

And close down that icky-poo dog pound, right, Mommy Dearest?

Yes, Brattina, dear. It’s a dream come true.

Well, then. Let’s proceed with the formalities of reading the deed. “To it. Here in stated the wherewithal of the party of the first part being under the conditions and terms of the party of the second part, and the party of the third part not…

(sighs) This could take forever.

…does the party of the first part.”