Sgt. Pepper Anderson quotes from Police Woman

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

[posing as inmate Eve] Listen, in this world, a girl has to take care of Number One. I learned that when I was Sweet Sixteen, only I was about twelve.

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Be a good husband and DO ME!

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

I'm Brandy...

Uh-hmm.

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Brandy Saunders...

Yeah, Maxie told me about you. But he didn't tell me that you never quit.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Tell ya a little secret: 'Scrinizo', that means 'bad boy' in Italian. That's what my grandmother used to call me when I was a kid.

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Undoubtedly, Crowley, that's a very popular word in East Dublin, [clears throat] next to pizza, of course.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Why won't you believe that I have an Italian grandmother from South Napels?

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Don't know.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Where do you think I get all this passion and these eyes?

Sgt. Crowley was telling me something that very interesting was up, and eh, well, I'm interested.

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Fine, except we're looking for somebody who looks young, and eh... you look like a baby, Sandra.

That's been my main talent ever since I was.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Pep, when you were growin' up, did you ever want to be a stewardess?

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

No.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Good, you'll learn to love it. We'll put you on seven-eleven as an extra girl, trainee. It's not a bad idea. Y'know, what do we have to lose?

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

What does he mean "we"?

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

[after agreeing to a dinner date with Kevin] But I'll drive myself home, okay?

Who can ask for anything more?

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Almost everybody.

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

There it is, Stark was spotted by airport intelligence deplaning from a Detroit flight, Monday morning.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

And we hear about it four days later. What they heck are they using for communications, pigeons?

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

Finley ought to be safe for the moment, there can't be more than six people who know where we've got 'em holed up.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Are you kidding? He's got a bigger budget for snitches than we got.

Sgt. Pepper Anderson

I'm a terrible typist.

Sgt. Bill Crowley

Yeah, but you look so good at the water cooler.