So this guy's dealing drugs?
That's putting it mildly. Based on the financial information I've seen, he's laundering profits on the order of eight figures.
Wow, I'm jealous... angry. Angry. He must be stopped.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's not technically a crime to scam a scammer!
NNigerian
But it is a crime to cut out a man's intestines and make him wear them as a hat.
Wait. You - you plan to kill me?
[Realization hits]
NNigerian
Probably.
Okay, that's a big mistake. Yeah, you better get out of here, right now while you still can.
[Reese busts into the room and attacks the Nigerians]
Leon Tao It's not like I'm still crying over Candi, but it's always the same story, you know? You find a girl you like. She's tall, she's pretty, and it turns out someone paid her to handcuff you to a bed so they could murder you.
Same old story.
I need you to tell me the truth about something.
There is no Santa, it was your parents.
MMonica
May I? This was one of my babies. Completely rebuilt the interface, disabled the portmapper.
Secondary authentication?
MMonica
Added for access to the FTP and SNMP.
[amused watching the tech talk] If you two would rather be alone...?
I thought I just might find you here.
And you decided to drop in for a visit?
Stakeouts can get a little tedious.
And what made you think I wanted the company? The time I shot you or the time I ditched you at the cemetery?
I'm persistent.
Or maybe you just can't take a hint.
You think I should have a hobby? Now, what would that be? Hanging around a derelict library with you, your poorly-socialized guard dog, and Bear here?
Bit of a come down from saving the world, I guess, but we have our moments.
Is this your hobby? Running a halfway home for retired assassins?
Hate to see talent go to waste.
Awfully trusting of you, now, isn't it?
I'm quite confident, Miss Shaw, that you are the first person who has ever said that to me.
BBBrandon Boyd
You want a tip? Never get hitched without a prenup.
Here's a better one. Never get in a car with strangers.
[Puts a bag over Boyd's head]
At first, I thought I was helping to clean up the streets. Who's gonna miss some drug money from a lowlife dealer? Then it became who's gonna miss the dealer.
JSJoseph Soriano
You know, at the end of the day, as a cop, you're the sum of two sides of the ledger. The people who want to see you go down, and the people who don't give a crap about you. Now, Fusco, I don't think anyone gives a crap about you.
SCSpecial Counsel
What do you want, Ms. May?
Information. And be very careful how you answer my questions. A good assistant always knows when her boss is lying.
Everything all right?
Yeah. Too much squash. Doctor says I should take up some low-impact activity, like drinking.
I plan to ask her tomorrow, and I don't want to complicate that. But... if I'm gonna marry—
You don't want to get married under another one of your pseudonyms? You don't think she will consent to be Mrs. Ostrich?
I'm excited for you. Harold becomes himself again. Which would make this day one.
I haven't actually asked her yet, so technically, it would still be day zero.
We're gonna need to make a pit stop. Someone needs our help.
And the whole "prevent the AI apocalypse thing"?
You like a challenge, Shaw. We're the good guys, which means we have to do both.
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