[Opening lines. Teller swings a clock on a string in front of Penn's face.]
Your eyes are so heavy now, so heavy, they burn! Close them! Close them and feel yourself sinking down... down! [Teller puts the clock in his pocket and lays a cinder block on Penn's body] Feel your body tingling, and becoming absolutely rigid, rigid as a heavy wooden beam! [Teller then grabs a sledgehammer] And now, the tingling resumes, and you are feeling no... pain—
[As Teller is about to smash the cinderblock, Penn interrupts.]
Hold the phone! Before we do this, let's make sure hypnotism isn't bullshit.
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