Penn & Teller: Bullshit! · Season 4, Episode 8
“Manners” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Penn (4)
[Teller entertains diner guests with a floating bread roll trick while Penn continues.]
Manners are habits we can cultivate to help us remain considerate of others, even when we're not thinking about it. Of course, real thoughtful consideration for others can easily replace manners. Teller considers that our guests might like to see how the trick works. Thank you, Teller.
In a recent poll, eight out of ten Americans said rudeness is a serious problem. The other two told our pollster to fuck off!
My postulate is that people are rude—
Oh! There it is! Thank you, folks! Good night, everybody!
[The credits roll, but then cut back to the show]
What? There's more show? Damn!
If you're in a restaurant with a tablecloth, you do not eat a hamburger with your fingers. Rather, you take your knife, cut it in half, and eat one half.
(voice over) Have some self-respect, Gloria. If the chef at this world-class restaurant thought his hamburger would be better eaten in halves, he would have cut the fucking sandwich himself!! You ignorant, self-serving, kill-joy, nit-picking, burger-cutting bitch!! Whore! Asshole! Cunt.
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