I am not going to win. I have nothing to write about. A-- A pivotal event in my life? What am I--? What are you writing about? What's your essay? Your, uh-- Your entry?
Well, uh, meeting my birth mom.
Oh, great. Fantastic. They're gonna love that. They're gonna eat it up with a spoon.
Well, excuse me. It's not like I made it up so I'd have something to write about.
And don't even tell me. You're gonna write about your parents.
Well, yeah. But I don't know what that has do with anything.
Man, talk about a ringer.
Justin, that is disgusting.
You know what? I bet you'll both win. Yeah, you'll tie. And you'll both go to Stanford, and I'll be busy over at, uh, Stop & Shop saying, "paper or plastic?" Paper or plastic? Can I double-bag that for you? Paper or plastic? Paper or plastic?
I'd be okay with a tie.
Yeah.
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