How many is a lot?
A couple....a few....some....six.
Six? Six cavities? That's, like, 20% of your teeth, Claud! You eat way too much sugar, that's the problem.
I do not!
Yes, you do! Why don't you have a nice piece of fruit when you get home from school?
Why don't you get a haircut?
I'm serious, Claud, when was the last time you had a vegetable?
When was the last time you put down the toilet seat?
Okay. That is it. I'm getting rid of the sugar cereals.
What?
We'll get that sugar-free granola stuff, and you can have some raisins and maybe an orange juice bar when you come home from school.
Wait a sec. Raisins. Raisins, is that a joke?
Do you see me laughing? 6 cavities is completely insane. You'll have enough silver to set off the alarms at the airport. Yeah? Okay, fine. Savour it. It's the last one you're getting for a long time.
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