You really think I'm the best.
Of course you are.
So, let me get this straight. I'm better than everybody else on the planet who could possibly do this job?
That's right.
Well, I guess if I am the best and you need the best...Then I have to do it.It wouldn't be fair otherwise...When do I start?
As soon as I find a director.
You don't have a director?...Did you hire anyone for this movie?
The last guy didn't work out.
What a shame. Too bad you don't know anyone who's...always wanted to direct...who knows the movie really well. I'm thinking someone whose name rhymes with "Shmulian"? You know anyone like that?
I don't think my dad would go for that. You know, I've never directed before.
Make him go for it. Tell him you hired the best costume designer on the planet, and she'll only work with you if you direct. Because, ps., that's now the deal...Have your people call my people.
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