Dan and Deb in “An Attempt To Tip The Scales”

Dan

Where is all my stuff, Deb?

Deb

I gave it away.

Dan

You what?!

Deb

I had to. It was all wet and smelly.

Dan

And how did that happen?

Deb

The sprinklers came on by accident after I tossed everything out the window. That part was on purpose.