Oona quotes from Odd Squad

Oona

[After Dr O came down with the case of the sillies, Ms O recruit Ocean and Oona to team up] You want me to work with Ocean?! I don’t even work well with myself.

Ms O

Well. You’re a scientist and you deal with creatures. The two of you combined, it’s kind of like a doctor.

Oona

[shocked and worried about Otis and Olympia turned to stone] Umm. How did this happen exactly?

Ya know how Otis and Olympia are always so helpful?

Oona

Aww! Yeah!

So, they were helping me catch this creature. Except, the creature’s called the stone turner and if you touch it...

Oona

You turned to stone.

Thanks! That’s where it was getting long.

Oona

Ms O will not be happy, if she hears there’s a stone turner on the loose in Headquarters.

Oh. She found out!

Oona

Ocean! This is so bad! We need to tell Owen and the security team, so, they can catch this thing.

Oh. I already did!

Oona

The stone turner got them too. Is anyone left that isn’t stoned?

Of course, dude! You and me, that’s why we’re talking.

Oona

So, it’s coming for us next? We need to get away, or think of a really good pose, in case it catches us. [starts making a few poses] Like this. Or this. Or this.

Oona! It’s not coming for us. It’s after blue stuff.

Oona

What?!

The creature’s blue and it likes eating blue stuff. You only turn to stone if you touch it. They tried catching it.

Olympia

Well. This is just great! So, we have no idea who the bad agent is, you’re both so kicked off and we’re stuck working with Ohlm forever. [sighs]

Ms O

Wait. Where is Ohlm?

Oona

In his office. Or lost. He’s probably lost.

Ms O

No. I mean, where is his picture?

Oona

Oh. Uh. I didn’t include him, because, he is not an agent.

Ms O

When Ohlm first got here, he was Otto’s partner for one day. That was one day before, [to Otis] You started. March 3rd.

That’s when all the break-ins started.

Olympia

Let me check if Ohlm was in headquarters during all the break-ins. This line graph shows all the villain break-ins during the month of June.

Ms O

Now, Show all the days that Ohlm was in headquarters.

Olympia

I don’t believe it. It’s a complete match. Every time, there was a villain break-in, Ohlm was in headquarters.

And every time, Ohlm was missing, there were no break-ins.

Olympia

It’s the same in July and August, it just keeps going.

No! It can’t be Ohlm. I mean, Ohlm is Ohlm. He eats yogurt with the wrong end of the spoon.

Oona

He’s messed up every case he’s ever been on.

Ms O

Unless, he was only pretending not to be smart.

So, you never suspected me. [cackles manically]

Ms O

[shocked about Ohlm turning against Odd Squad] Why’d you do it, Ohlm? Why did you turn against Odd Squad?

There are three reasons anyone does anything. [puts on a pair of glasses] For love, money or power. Odd Squad agents don’t get paid. Love gives you the cooties and so the answer must be power. [cackles manically]

Oona

So, you never wanted to fight oddness.

Of course! I started like you at the Academy, except when it came time to graduate.

After that, I decided if Odd Squad couldn’t see my genius, I would just my genius TO DESTROY IT! I pretended to be a fool, so, I can steal codes, gadgets, anything I can get my hands on. I gave the villains everything they needed.

Every. Plan. FAILED! I was about to give up. But, then, Olympia, Sweet, foolish, Olympia, got Otis and Ms O kicked off Odd Squad, which made me Mr O. And now, I’m in a position to finally take this place down, once and for all. [cackles manically]

Olympia

No you won’t!