Editor and Nick in “Unfinished Business”

Dufresne College called. They wanna know if you'd be interested in teaching a one-day intensive on the art of the novel.

Not so much. Dufresne College---that's in my hometown. I haven't been back there in 10 years. There's some people there that might not be so happy to see me.

Maybe that's why you're blocked. Go back there. Make peace with it all. You've got to get past your fears, kiddo. G. Gordon Liddy was afraid of rats, so he cooked one up and ate it. Fear gone.

If you're suggesting that I cook and eat my old friends, I can assure you, in their opinion, I already have.