Smith quotes from Not the Nine O'Clock News

Well, my team and I have really concerned ourselves fundamentally with a statistical analysis of soccer violence as a whole, in tandem with and related to a psycho-chemical and, broadly speaking, a behavioural analysis of over a thousand individual soccer hooligans. And we've come to the inevitable conclusion that the one course of action that the authorities must take, is to cut off their goolies.

Cut their goolies off.

Absolutely. I mean, cut the goolies off. Cut them off.

Let 'em have it!

Cutting off their goolies!